- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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