Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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all the kids had fun

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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you...

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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VITAMIN C!

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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