- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Penis.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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