yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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