- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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