Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Your face

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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