knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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