- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

whats long and black? a baton

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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