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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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