Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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69.... is a number

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Sonic

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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