Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Knock knock

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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A black man without problems.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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