Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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A black man without problems.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Knock knock, come in.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Penis.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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