What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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