- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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