- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

no pun intended

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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