Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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