- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

whats chinese noodles

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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