Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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