- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

sky's sty

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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