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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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