Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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