One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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Poker face

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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Stephen Hawking

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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