Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Bacon is delcious.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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