Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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i hate non minorities!

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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alex is cool

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Caca.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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