- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

YEAH THEY DO!

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

Set up Punch line.

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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