why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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