- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

black chicken. kfc

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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