whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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Anti Joke

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