your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Guest what? Dog

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

where do some birds live in? Earth

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

all the kids had fun

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

justin beiber sucks

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

whats worse than a kane nothing

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Anti Joke

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