what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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