- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Anyone can post anything.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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