- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Once, I went to Peru.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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