- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Anti Joke

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