- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

One, two, three, four and five

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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