- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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