What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

they told me not to write here but i did

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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