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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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