Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What's funnier than 24? 25

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

I enjoy Popcorn

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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