- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is my name? I dont know

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

y u no like me joke?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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