- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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