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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Sex vagina. lol.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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