- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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