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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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