- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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