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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Fine, ladies first.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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