What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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