Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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