- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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