why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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