- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

sky's sty

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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