Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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