A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Badabing.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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