why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Bob Saget

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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