- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Antijokes...

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

A woman walks into a bar.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Women's rights.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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