Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

My Boyfriend

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

You had better thumbs up this post.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Knock Know! Come in!

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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