- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

You know whats annoying? Steve

women's rights

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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