- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Jordan is pregant

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

No soap radio

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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