- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What stops a train? A missile

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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