What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Knock Knock. Not home.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Women's rights

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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