- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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