ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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YEAH THEY DO!

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Good job, son.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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