- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Women's rights

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

I put my baby in a microwave.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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