- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

A women left the kitchen.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

A man penetrates another man.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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