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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.