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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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