- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

a black guy hates chicken.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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