- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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