what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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