- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Jews

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

why did you poop because you are a poop

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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