- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

womans having rights.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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