Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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