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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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