Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Poop

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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