- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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