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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Neither have I

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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