- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

don't just stand there

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

aodhan hearty

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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