whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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A: Do you like it B: No

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Canadians

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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