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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

A seal walks into a club.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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