- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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